Lord knows I'm no sports fan...

Certainly I've spent my whole life avoiding participation as much as is humanly possible but I do like to watch the odd game of tennis and the gymnastics and, of course, the diving. So you know a sports column wouldn't normally be my cup of tea but I tell you Giles Smith's column in the Times each day is a real treat. Every day it makes me laugh like a drain.

D is at grannies again so P and I treated ourselves to a meal out last night. If for whatever reason you find yourself in ( Wilde Green )