'We're all going on a summer holiday...'

I'm off to Cornwall for a week, today. (If only it were the Cayman islands.) There will not be any Cliff Richard if I can help it (or old fashioned double deckers. Does anyone but me remember The Double Deckers? 'Get on board, get on board, come and ride with the Double Deckers.' I really, really wanted that stuffed tiger when I was a kid). Also, NO INTERNET ACCESS, which may drive me mad, if enforced proximity to my family (parents included) doesn't do that first. Oh well, I just hope it doesn't rain the whole time. Have fun without me.