I'm going to be sooo fed up of all this Royal Wedding nonsense by August!

I had to turn Alan Titchmarsh off because I couldn't stand it any more and it's only been one day!

Years ago I was a sucker for all this stuff, but I'm a bit 'Oh no, here we go again!' about this. I wish them well, of course, and hope they will be very happy.

I literaly felt a shiver down my spine when I heard it was Diana's engagement ring. I know it's ridiculous to be superstitous, but I am, and let's face it that ring has a lot of bad luck associated with it.

Oh, and I bet David Cameron is delighted - just what he needs to distract the nation from all the spending cuts.