alcohol problem, what alcohol problem?

Earlier today I decided that I would cut down to only one glass of wine a night. Better for my general health and a step in the right direction in my quest not to look like Elton John. Of late it has become a habit for me to have two (large) glasses of wine every evening. As I type this I am most of the way through my third, which is as near as dammit a whole bottle. It's as if as soon as I make a decision to be sensible my subconscious revolts and I do the complete reverse.