I hope you had a wonderful day. I'm so sorry to be late with this, but yesterday just disapeared in a black hole somewhere! Anyway, I've cobbled together a small fic for you. Unfortunately, I haven't been able to use the 'Spreadable Butt' prompt from so long ago, my brain wouldn't cooperate, but I hope you like this anyway.
Title: Let him now speak
Warnings:One use of strong language
Disclaimer: This story is based on characters and situations created and owned by JK Rowling, various publishers including but not limited to Bloomsbury Books, Scholastic Books and Raincoat Books, and Warner Bros., Inc. No money is being made and no copyright or trademark infringement is intended.
( Let him now speak )